Let's call the whole thing off

Everytime I hear that Gershwin tune "Lets Call The Whole Thing Off"... which is a lot because my mother didn't allow me to listen to anything recorded after 1960. She was strict like that. Everytime it plays all I hear is "I say it normal, you say it like an asshole. I say it normal, you say it like an asshole. Normal. Asshole. Normal. Asshole. Please stop being a douche."