Enough with the quizzes!

Every time I log in to Facebook or even simply use the internet I am assaulted with a million offers to take some lame ass quiz. Today on an ad sidebar I saw THE quiz of the year. Paired along with the worst drawn cartoon I have ever seen were the flashing words, "Are you fat? Take this quiz."

Really? Are we all so stupid now that we can't figure out on our own if we are fat!?! Thanks internet but I already take this quiz daily when I look in the mirror, I don't need your help.

White Trash

I wonder if there are certain requirements to be considered white trash. Sometimes I feel like I need to be a part of a group, and I am running out of options. If I have to have a fullet and always have an article of clothing with a discernible stain, then I am not sure I would be that committed. But if all that is required is being pale and lazy...I am so in!