Just cancel it!

I deeply hate canceling a service. I wish there was a service that did it for you. But eventually I would have to call and cancel that too I guess. 

Please do us both a favor and don't read your script and ask me inane questions to get me to change my mind. If I was that easily swayed I would be in a cult by now. 

Let's call the whole thing off

Everytime I hear that Gershwin tune "Lets Call The Whole Thing Off"... which is a lot because my mother didn't allow me to listen to anything recorded after 1960. She was strict like that. Everytime it plays all I hear is "I say it normal, you say it like an asshole. I say it normal, you say it like an asshole. Normal. Asshole. Normal. Asshole. Please stop being a douche."

Nice Try

So I saw a sign today outside the office of a local agent of something or other. It read Louis "Lou" Campiano. I am sorry but maybe I set strict guidelines for nicknames and usage of quotations, but this isn't cutting it for me. Using a shortened version of your first name is a very loose interpretation of a nickname. Now if it said Louis "Jimmy Legs" Campiano or Louis "The Hand" Campiano then I would be all for it. I wouldn't hire him, but I would allow the quotations. Or better yet just put Lou Compiano. You obviously don't like being called Louis.