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Friday, November 7, 2008

F**k Deer!!!

car

Damn even-toed ungulates! How has this species not yet evolved to the point where they realize that they shouldn't run towards hulking metal object moving at 40 MPH? How long do we need to co-exist before this mutation in their genes occurs? And finally how are deer not close to extinction but kick ass animals like lions are?

I almost wonder if maybe they are smarter than we think and this doe just happened to want to end her life that night. She did run into the side of my car. Maybe she was sick of the economy and didn't share my hope in Obama. Who knows? If that was her intention though, she failed at it. I am almost positive she ran off after doing that much damage to a vehicle. And for that I have to respect deer a little, that is awesome.

I changed my mind. Deer rule! Fuck lions!

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