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Friday, May 1, 2009

Things I ponder....

How do you know if your good at the bagpipes?
I mean they have to be the most heinous sounding instrument on the planet. I haven't met one person who owns a bagpipe CD or attends bagpipe concerts. The only time I have ever been plagued with their bellowing is around St. Patty's or at some life event that for some reason a bagpiper was hired. I would rather listen to a quartet of accordions then that horrible wheezing.

How many times have the authorities been notified to arrest a reenactor instead of the real suspect?
Come on, it has to happen. People are dumb.

Why do parents insist on stating their child's age in months well after it is necessary?
Just stop it. After your child passes the year mark your not allowed to use months. I will allow a year and two months, two years and five months, etc. If you insist. And clothes manufacturers, the same rule applies to you. I never understood that any way. What is the possibility that all children who are "18 months" are the same size? That is bullshit.

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